I'm quite good with names and I'm quite good with faces. The problem is, they don't always go together so I sometimes need to change the names. For instance: Jennifer looks more like a "Marie", so that's what I call her. Anthony doesn't look like an Anthony or a Tony, but, he does look like an "Ant", so that's what I call him. Amanda doesn't look like an Amanda so I was able to alter her last name and she is now "Jazzy". They all actually panic when I call them by their own names. It's fun to be "Boss"!
Has someone ever called you by the wrong name and you did not correct them because it was too awkward?
I never correct people I don't actually know or will likely never see again. My neighbor, who I don't want knocking on my door and likes to gossip, constantly refers to me by a name that is in no way related to my own. Fine by me.
Do you ever pretend to be someone, not you, on the phone?
I'm more likely to just hang up. Oops, I mean we are sometimes "disconnected".
Would you ever fight a bull?
I never take part in a fight I know I'll loose.
Be honest, is the grass always greener on the other side?
Yes. And I'm thinking about reporting them to the city for the waste of water. :-)