Friday Fill-Ins

1. Angel or not, I will be-devil you!

2. Shake me, bake me, any way you want me.

3. As my mother used to say, you're full of beans. And she was right! I just finished a baked bean sandwich! I'm also, now full of gas, but that's passing...

4. __?___ after I'm done working out or doing something strenuous. Oh, please...I don't do that...

5. Even in the most crowded of rooms I am the smartest, most captivating, most admired, most worshipped, most beautiful person in the place! Oh...it's true...

6. Every day is a day fraught with peril.

Friday Fill-Ins

1. Enough with the sirens, man. I don't know what's going on around here right now but for the last four days, not one day has gone my without alarms going off or police sirens, or fire engines...

2. Waking up in the morning causes me to be conflicted. Do I go to work or find some lame excuse to call out so I can go back to sleep? Of course, once I've made the call I'll be wide awake. If I have the morning off, do I wake up to watch Regis? Of course, I only really want to see the first 20 minutes. Then what do I do? Do I take a shower and then clean the bathroom? Or do I clean the bathroom and then take a shower? It's not easy being me...

3. I've been craving pizza. So I had some the other day and thought, "there, now my mind can rest". But now I want more...

4. makes me laugh. That's Quincy. She's hilarious!

5. I wish I could go to KKKKKKKatmandu next week. If I ever get out of here, that's where I'm goin' to... Or maybe Kalamozoo...Great another cause of confliction! (It's a word. I looked it up. So *raspberry* to you doubters.)

6. Pay attention...PIZZA has been on my mind lately. I think I've already explained that!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to I don't know, what night is this?, tomorrow my plans include absolutely nothing and Sunday, I want to eat some pizza!

Friday Fill-Ins

1. The world is wacky I tell ya. Just wacky!

2. The world is wacky I tell ya. Just wacky was the last thing I said. Yes, I said it out loud! Comedy ain't funny unless it sounds funny! 3's are funny...3 w's...funny! The "ck" sound is funny! "I tell ya" harkens back to vaudeville...funny! The word "funny" is funny! I am, technically, HYSTERICAL!!!

3. I wonder wonder who, baduba who (beat) who wrote the book of love.

4. An exclamation point at the end of all things. It just makes everything better, doesn't it!

5. There's something to be said for saying something. duh...

6. On a slow boat to China is where I want to be. Yeah, sure, why not?

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to trying to figure out what the heck my problem is, tomorrow my plans include working and Sunday, I want to work! Well, I don't want to work. I have to work...I think I may have just figured out "my problem"...

Friday Fill-Ins

1. I must clean (organize, actually. I don't want you to think I'm dirty. I'm messy) my apartment before I die. I really don't want to end up as "the crazy clutter lady who died" on the 6 o'clock news

2. You can't stop lovin' me, can you? You've tried, but you just can't. Go on, admit it...

3. I wish I never had to buy toilet paper again. I don't know why, I'm just tired of buying it. I keep getting bigger and bigger rolls and more and more quantity, but there I am again...

4. Getting rid of my credit cards has helped me change my life.

5. I know the song "Animal Crackers" by heart. That may not surprise you, but it freaked out my staff a few weeks ago when I sang it from beginning to end!

6. If I weren't so afraid, I would quit my job and work freelance and temp jobs.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to posting a new review on NoBS, tomorrow my plans include starting a brand new book and Sunday, I want to do nothing, but I have to work.

Friday Fill-Ins

1. My blueprint for success includes stepping on all the little people on my way up the ladder of success and then looking down on them from the other side of the glass ceiling.

2. A giant Hershey's bar with almonds was the last candy I ate. But I'm sure it won't be the last candy I ever eat. Breakfast is only a few hours away!!!

3. The best facial moisturizer I've ever used is ____?______. (I should really try that one day.)

4. Watching Jerry Springer can be good therapy. You can't possibly seem crazy after that!

5. I'd like to tell you about my three week vacation trip to Greece. But I've never been there, so, I can't!

6. Well, according to my sidebar, my grit and my wit are running neck and neck as my strongest characteristic. I'm going with grit. Life is pretty simple when you don't really give two shakes of what other people think about you. And the wit is easy when you're just out to amuse yourself.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to finally paying this month's rent, tomorrow my plans include meeting Ernest Borgnine (really, that's no joke! I'm going to meet Ernest Borgnine tomorrow!!!) and Sunday, I want to make a million dollars, move to Greece, eat all the candy I want while watching Jerry Springer and moisturizing the grit from my pores! I might be late for work Monday.

Friday Fill-Ins

1. Right now, I'm feeling wonky. (a little something for Willy Wonka fans)

2. Home is where I want to be. (a little something for Cher fans)

3. How does one tap dance? (a little something for Sammy Davis, Jr. fans)

4. Choo choo keeps me on track. (a little something for the Little Engine That Could fans)

5. Please don't leave me this way. (a little something for Thelma Houston fans)

6. Almonds fills me with joy. (a little something for the Mars Co. fans)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to sleep, tomorrow my plans include sleeping and Sunday, I want to be a kitty! (and a little something just for me)

Friday Fill-Ins

1. Follow the next person who walks past you. See how long it takes before they notice.

2. _____?____ is something I always take with me on vacation. (OK, seriously, what's a vacation?)

3. To achieve your goals, you must work your fingers to the bone...that, of course, is if your goal is bony fingers.

4. I don't share personal information with strangers on the Internet is something I'd like you to know about me.

5. I have a sore jaw. (OK, that's personal info. But it really hurts!)

6. Pooh floats. (Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about a Winnie the Pooh squeaky toy our dog once put in the toilet. Not the gutter)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to not doing laundry, tomorrow my plans include avoiding doing laundry and Sunday, I want to buy some new underwear, because I ain't doin' laundry!