1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No! But if you can find someone willing to pay to see me do that. Let me know. Oh, and call a doctor because they probably need medication.
2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I'm really more of a child who refuses to go to bed at a decent hour and refuses to wake up at a decent hour. I don't like change.
3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
I do like my NyQuil! It's good for anything that ails ya. Got a cold, take NyQuil. Migraine? NyQuil! Cramps? NyQuil! NyQuil! NyQuil!!!
4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Well sure! That's what friends are for!
5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
NyQuil!!! Just kidding...I'm fond of angel hair pasta with peas and butter.
6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
As stated before, ain't no one gonna pay to see me naked. Besides, I love telling people what to do!
7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
I'll have to take a pass. I'm more your basic "dog and pony show" type.
8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?