Unconscious Mutterings

1. Carpet ::

Bagger (where did that come from?)

2. Bottoms ::

Up. Quickly followed by Elephant Pants. Does anyone remember Elephant Pants, from the '70's. I had a purple pair. They were hip-hugger bell legged pants. Instead of the "bell" starting at the calf or knee, it started all the way up at the crotch of the pants. They made a very short comeback a couple of years ago. I think they were called Rave Jeans or some such thing. The rave added a bunch of pockets and zippers.

3. Music ::

Mogul

4. Nails ::

Nine Inch (I don't know why. Never heard a single song)

5. Watch it! ::

Weirdo

6. Your life ::

...is flashing before your eyes!

7. Candies ::









8. Chafing ::

Elbows

9. Svelte ::

Not me!

10. Ding ::

Dongs, Ho Hos, Snowballs, Twinkies, Cupcakes...